This blog is made by illusions

im back!

2009-08-26T22:58:00.000-07:00

HI! So sorry that i didnt blog for a long time... OF that freakin paper. let see, what should i do to improve my blog??

Im am bac with blogging

2009-07-26T23:07:00.000-07:00

I REVIVE!!! i will go on posting. long time no post liao. i am blogging in school. lol hav to watch out for zhou lao shi. haha.

2009-07-09T04:45:00.000-07:00

Today is a so-so day. I acted like an idiot when i sang my "composed" "We are the dolphins". But i do think i do well in my lines as the octopus. hope people will vote 4 me.

2009-07-07T02:19:00.000-07:00

Just blogging 4 fun. a little video thats will make u puke.

BEING A SURVIVOR COSTS UR GUTS...

HUMANS ARE INDEED DISGUSTING!!!!

2009-07-04T08:10:00.000-07:00

HI!!! today is such a boring day that i added a few tracks to my playlist. still haven figure up how to change the blog icon like shumin....

2009-07-02T03:06:00.000-07:00

A short post. just upload 2songs[last one is 4 girls they complained lol]

Funny pranks!

2009-06-24T04:20:00.000-07:00

2009-06-22T05:55:00.000-07:00

Hi!!! im am back from the movie gathering and i would share it with u.

when i reach minitoons(waiting place) at causewaypoint, kenny is there. we waited awhile for rongchoon but he still did not come. we tried looking at breadtalk and we finally found him.
we first book the tickets then we go action city at extra time. rongchoon bought a bluff bread.

then, we came to the cinema and watched monsters vs aliens. not bad, it is dmn funny. i do hav a feeling that its their exaggeration that made us laugh.

next, we go to rongchoon's house to play chess. then we play snakes and ladders followed by cluedo. at the middle of the game, i gone home.

(Journey ended)

Obama songs

2009-06-21T20:43:00.000-07:00

OH YEAH!

2009-06-20T20:03:00.000-07:00

Today is father's day. wish all fathers a good time 4 today!!

2009-06-19T23:15:00.000-07:00

Just a short post. Here is the latest ending of reborn!

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2009-06-18T07:34:00.000-07:00

OMG the tracks were not working gd....... srry about tat!!!!

2009-06-18T07:18:00.000-07:00

I HAD CHANGED MY PLAYLIST!!! although it seems abit messy, it has more songs than the project playlist. anyway, im looking foward to watch a movie with rongchoon and kenny in causeway point!! don worry i wil review about the movie and the trip :)

Hey Guys, Good news!

2009-06-10T06:39:00.000-07:00

USA current president Obama had discovered the plot of an assassination by a Italy hitman. To read full Article, please follow this link.

Thank you.

Nice poem

2009-05-30T05:35:00.000-07:00

My mom and my dad are not what they seem.
Their dull appearance is part of their scheme.
I know of their plans. I know their techniques.
My parents are outer space alien freaks!
They landed on earth in spaceships humongous.
Posing as grownups, they now walk among us.
My parents deny this, but I know the truth.
They're here to enslave me and spoil my youth.
Early each morning, as the sun rises,
Mom and dad put on their earthling disguises.
I knew right away their masks weren't legit.
Their faces are lined - they sag and don't fit.
The earth's gravity makes them sluggish and slow.
They say not to run, wherever I go.
They live by the clock. They're slaves to routines.
They work the year 'round. They're almost machines.
They deny that TV and fried food have much worth.
They cannot be human. They're not of this earth.
I cannot escape their alien gaze,
And they're warping my mind with their alien ways.
For sinister plots, this one is a gem.
They're bringing me up to turn me into them!

The original Yukon song

2009-05-30T05:33:00.001-07:00

My tiger friend has got the sled,
And I have packed a snack.
We're all set for the trip ahead.
We're never coming back!
We're abandoing this life we've led!
So long, Mom and Pop!
We're sick of doing what youve said,
And now it's going to stop!
We're going where it snows all year,
Where life can have real meaning.
A place where we wont have to hear,
"Your room could stand some cleaning."
The Yukon is the place for us!
That's where we want to live.
Up there we'll ge to yell and cuss
And act real primitive.
We'll never have to go to school,
Forced into submission,
By monst, crabby teachers who'll
Make us learn addition.
We'll never have to clean a plate,
Of veggie glops and goos.
Messily we'll masticate,
Using any fork we choose!
The timber wolves will be our friends.
Well stay up late and howl,
At the moon, till nightmare ends,
Before going on the prowl.
Oh, what a life! we cannot wait,
To be in that arctic land,
Where we'll be masters of our fate,
And lead a life that's grand!
No more of parental rules!
We're heading for some snow!
Good riddance to those grown-up-ghouls!
We're leaving! Yukon Ho!

The original Yukon song

2009-05-30T05:33:00.000-07:00

Funny quarrel

2009-05-27T05:33:00.000-07:00

Hobbes: Calvinball is a gentleman's game.

Calvin: Not until u stop stealing my flag!!!!

Hobbes: Well! who stolen my precious red ball when i wasi'nt looking???

Calvin: I did that cos u did that yesterday too!!!

Hobbes: [in a innocent voice] Oh! did I?? u made a mistake!!!

Calvin: dont act innocent!!! u did!!

Hobbes: Well! u dont hav an evidence!!! it takes one to noe one, u nasty topioca head!!!

Calvin: OH!!! an insult! are u asking for a broken teeth???

Hobbes: dont act! u cant even break a teeth from a mosquito!!!

Calvin: Mosquitos have no teeth!!! that proves u an idiot!!!!

Hobbes: Compared to you, im lenardo la vinci!!!! nope, leonardo ha vinci?? nope, leonardo k.......

Calvin: idiot! its leonardo da vinci!!!!

Hobbes: who r u calling an idiot? u Dufoos!!!!

Calvin: YOU! you covvining brat!!!!
[calvin and hobbes starts fighting.]

yukon song

2009-05-27T05:09:00.000-07:00

bye dad and mum,
we got fed up,
we going to a place,
that u never thought a pace

Hobbes and i had made a promised vow
we going to Yukon -- which is cold
we play everyday
and splash on the lake

At morning, i woken up freshened
and will not hear "wake up in a secounds!"
we're will not hear ur ear-piercing shouting:
"Ur bedroom will stand some nice cleaning!"

Yup, we're going,
and without u peeking
We packed our bag
and made our step

Ho for Yukon!!!
Hobbes hurry up!!!
No more crabby teachers
In a school for idiots

No more nose-bleeding!!!
From a bully's--- beating!!!
And U telling us:
"Eat veggies first!!!"

We're going for Yukon!!
u cant trace our prescence!
Its a game, not a shame,
and dont call us insane!!

Funny story

2009-05-27T05:06:00.000-07:00

Monkeys For Sale is a weird funny story about a boy who buys some cheap monkeys in a pet shop and brings them home.
I saw a sign in the window of the pet store. It read “mONKEYS fOR sALE”. The store was selling them for five cents apiece. I thought that was odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. He wasn’t very smart. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the face. I laughed. Then they punched me in the face. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn’t adapt very well to their new home. They screeched and jabbered, they hurled themselves off the couch at high speeds and slamed into the wall, face first. Although humorous at first, it became boring after an hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were on sale: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead. Kind of like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Darn cheap monkeys.
I didn’t know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I had to get rid of them before my parents came home.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn’t work. It got stuck. Now I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.
I had to use the bathroom, but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn’t want to call the plumber. I was too embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room in the freezer for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. This wasn’t very efficient. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn’t go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Now I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The smell was getting worse.
I became irritated by my inability to dispose of my monkeys. I was also irritated because I couldn’t use the bathroom. I punched one of my dead monkeys in the face. I felt better.
I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that he wasn’t allowed to dispose of charred monkeys. I told him that I had a wet one but he said he couldn’t take that either. I didn’t bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn’t know quite what to say. They pretended they liked dead monkeys, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the face.
I like monkeys.

2009-05-21T06:30:00.000-07:00

lol...... All wish to people going to china....... A LUCKY TRIP!!!!!!!

chapter of my life

2009-05-16T04:37:00.000-07:00

lol peepkins! todays topic is fighting spider!!!!! yep i noe u r very familiar with those firce creatures. do u hav a fighting spider? or at least saw one real?? me??? no. sad that damn idiot not appearing here whanna kill them la!!!!

japanese

2009-04-29T01:16:00.000-07:00

1. sayonara-bye bye
2. cassi-trash
3. ninaige-behold
4. kotonawa-my name is
5. baka-stupid
6. ciaossu-hello
7. ciao ciao-bye
8. kyoushi-teacher
9. ketekyoushi-tutor
10. san-to pronouce people greater than u
eg. obama-san
11. kun-to pronouce people less great/ same as u
eg. simon-kun

Sentence: ciaossu, kotonawa kaiwen-kun, atashiwa ketekyoushi BAKA CASSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!

2009-04-19T15:45:00.000-07:00

YAHOO! COUNTER MORETHAN ZQ!!! I CHAMPION LIAO!!!!!!!!! OLE!!!!!

@&*%!!!!!!!

2009-04-18T20:39:00.000-07:00

ARRRGH!!!!!!!!! TAT MRS GAN THREW MY COCKCHAFER AWAY!!!!! WANNA SCOLD HER BAD WORD LIKE HUISHI!!!!!!! jerk...............

*Flashback on friday*

SUPER WEBSITE!!!!

2009-04-18T19:50:00.000-07:00

WANNA GO??? CLICK THIS

Changi Camp!!!!!!

2009-04-17T04:40:00.000-07:00

LOL BACK TO BLOGGING!!! 11 DAYS TO CAMP. teacher say no marshmellows T_T cannt tatse roasted marshmellow...... lol but fun!! so excited!!!!!

TRUTH ABOUT MIST

2009-04-14T02:52:00.000-07:00

ILLUSIONS VS ILLUSIONS

2009-04-14T02:45:00.000-07:00

making an april fool virus

2009-04-09T23:57:00.000-07:00

Ok first we will start with the easy one, the fake warning message.This is how to do it:1.Open note pad2.Type this in@echo offmsg * Warning your computer has detected a virus.msg * To remove the virus click OK or close this boxmsg * Your Hard drives are now being formattedmsg * Please wait ...........msg * APRIL FOOLS3.Save the file as April-fools.BAT 4.Right click on the file and press hidden 5.Go to folder options and click show hidden files6.Cut the file and place it in the victims Start up folder in the start menu7.Go back to folder options and click do not show hidden files.Now what each of the lines you typed in done:@echo off <<>

FRIENDS!?

2009-04-07T03:49:00.000-07:00

My best friend is a...........

I friends him
Does looking foward to see him
I got attrated by his gayly smile
Only he can understand my feelings
This is who??

HE IS IDIOT!!!! LOL.....

Cybermaze

2009-04-03T05:15:00.000-07:00

HI! whoever u r, u r free to participate in tis cybermaze.there r links below. go to each websites and the odd one out website.

Maze number 1
Maze number 2
Maze number 3
Maze number 4
Maze number 5
This is it!
Not this one
this too
Not this too

Boring...

2009-04-03T03:35:00.000-07:00

hi! now i m vry boring. nth much to say in my blog. pls comment a topic to discuss. thks (thank u)!

Spare locker key

2009-04-02T04:49:00.000-07:00

hi! srry 4 nt blogging for days. yesterday is 0.0000000001% adventure. jus trick navindran 4 locker key. gd!! can bring basketball liao

6 skills of hell

2009-03-31T01:06:00.000-07:00

* When the symbol "一", representing the number one in Japanese, appears in his eye, it indicates his use of the first realm, the "Realm of Hell", which grants him the power to create illusions.
* Second ("二" represents the number two) is the Realm of Hungry Ghosts, which grants him the power to use the skills of others; when he controls a person's body, he is able to perfectly perform their signature attacks.
* Third ("三" is three) is the Realm of Animals, which grants him the power to summon and control deadly animals.
* Fourth ("四" is four) is the Realm of Asura, which increases his battle skills; when using this skill, a dark flame surrounds his right eye.
*Fifth ("五" is five) is the Realm of Humans, which increases his battle aura, thus his strength; it is considered to be the most dangerous of the Six Realms; when Mukuro first enters the realm, he physically pierces his right eye, and a type of aura, resembling the Dying Will Flame, then surrounds Mukuro's entire body, but unlike the Dying Will Flame, Mukuro's aura, in itself, poses no danger, as it just represents Mukuro's fighting spirit.
* Sixth ("六" is six) is the Realm of Heaven, which grants him the power to control others.

LOL

2009-03-27T03:09:00.000-07:00

Just download jap songs yesterday. Musics rock my life.

In wild wild wet

2009-03-21T21:45:00.000-07:00

yesterday trip to wild wild wet is fun! alot of slides. i jus take part all of them except a ride. the ride is about 6 storey high. i saw the people riding jus slide dwn like skateboard. the food there is nice [even the harden candyfloss tasted fantastic.]

REAL JERKS R ONES WHO WRONGLY ACCUSE PEOPLE

2009-03-20T05:09:00.000-07:00

HI! (DON MIND THE TITLE, ONLY FOR SOME JERKS ONLY) WELL, 2DAY I HAD GONE TO THE LIBRARY TO BORROW GREEK MYTHS. LAME.

Types of supernaturals

2009-03-19T18:54:00.000-07:00

1. Asura
2. Hungry ghost
3. Spirits
4. Dwarfs
5. Monsters

MY EXAM MARKS

2009-03-19T18:52:00.000-07:00

Math:82
MT:72
ENG:62
SCI:74
HMT:44

Sianz~

Holidays

2009-03-19T18:35:00.000-07:00

lol my holiday nth nice sianz. Anyway, is it vry painful to pierce ur own eye?

MY WISH

2009-03-19T18:33:00.000-07:00

1. Can create illusions
2. shapeshifting abillity
3. Fly
4. Can catch insects and bring them home
5. latest eletricity gun

WAT I HATE

2009-03-19T18:24:00.000-07:00

1. BIONICLE
2. PRAWNS
3. SCHOOL
4. VACCUM
5. Girls tat r too GIRLISH
6. BEING WRONGLY ACCUSE
7. HACKERS
8. BEES
9. SCOLDING
10.SLEEP

Songs

2009-03-19T18:19:00.000-07:00

Hi again! if u r not so happy with my song, comment me the song u like ok!

hi! please click on it.

2009-03-19T18:10:00.000-07:00

Messblack.com

YAY!!!

2009-03-19T17:21:00.000-07:00

YAHOO!!! 2MORROW GO WA WA WET! LAME~ DON THINK IT IS FUN TATS ALL JUST ANYONE CAN TELL ME KHR WAT EPISODE BYKURAN FIGHT WITH MUKURO ROKUDO? NOW WAN WATCH ANIME~

HELLO!!!

2009-03-19T03:53:00.000-07:00

HI! Sorry about tat, an idiotic spammer had f*** all the way to my blog and spam me! Damn.....
NVR MIND, i will continue blogging.